Unlawful Games

Robots, Golems, Androids and more! Come and get yourself a synthetic friend! D2 Scientific Magic or Magical Science? Yes YES   D4 Basic Shape Anthropomorphic Radial Animal Modular   D6 Original Purpose General Labor, like agriculture and construction Combat Entertainment Domestic/Housekeeping/Civil Service Medical Specialized Labor, like space mining and bomb defusion   D8 Theme Steampunk […]

Spear Deer: Also known as Odocoileus enis, or the Sword Tooth Deer. In their natural environment, Spear Deer feed primarily off of the flowers, fruit, and foliage of the violent Yateveo tree. In order to bypass the tree’s natural defenses, the Spear Deer’s tongue has adapted into a hard-tipped projectile capable of kebabing morsels and […]

  Here’s some fucking magic items, let’s go!   See this sharp fucking stick? Yeah? Poke it through some poor fuck’s eye and now you can see through it like a grisly telescope. Poke it through your eye and see your own death! PROBABLY BY INFECTION FROM BEING POKED IN THE EYE WITH A STICK! […]

D10 Weird Towns   1. Craterton Pennsylvania is located on the edge of the Monongahela forest at the bottom of a, well, crater. You see when the Moon Hatched, a shard of it fell here and things changed. However with the locals being hardy folks, it wasn’t long before the crater was inhabited. It now […]

D100 (Mostly) Mundane Collectables My brother requested this one to go with the Cottagecore Generator. Smooth Stones Gemstones Coins (not for spending) Live Insects Pinned Beetles/Butterflies Flowers Paintings Sea Shells Fossils  Books Maps Souvenirs Novelty Figurines  Spices  Sheet Music Instruments Stories Porcelain Dolls Signatures Lockpicking sets Puzzles Vases Clocks Bones Taxidermy Bad Taxidermy Mirrors Plants […]

Stupid Sexy Cryptid/Monster Generator For all those people who want to date the Mothman or Venom or Biblical Angels or Nessie I guess.  D2 Can you date them? Yes YES D4 Preferred Time of Day They’re a Morning Monster Twilight, ooh so dramatic Only comes out at Night, like the rest of us THE UNKNOWABLE […]

Commission: D20 Quests for Wayward, Enchanted, and Otherwise Misled Knights On a quest to close the Ark of the Covenant that someone accidentally left ajar and now all the holy is leaking out. A sacred chalice has been stolen from the ancient temple your order was founded to protect. Said chalice belonged to the wrong […]

D10 80’s Action Movie Settings for 3 2 1 Action The mean streets of a city gone belly up as the criminal empire and the debauched police have joined hand-in-hand, abandoning all pretenses and showing their true colors. The deep recesses of a jungle lost to time, crawling with prehistoric monstrosities and nazis that somehow […]

This post is thanks to a number of folks who keep me hyped with Jojo gifs. Thanks to the folks in the Dungeon Dice and Drama and Hope for TTRPG discords as well as THE VERY VILIEST VIZIERS for helping me come up with some of the ideas and deal with my nonsense as I […]