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| The Not-so-Mighty Adventurer by Diane ÖZDAMAR |
I bet a lot of people have done these! Here is another one!
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Reason
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1
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I want to get rich!
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2
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I want to get laid!
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3
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I want to prove myself!
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4
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I want to adventure!
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5
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I want to meet exotic people!
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6
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I want to go to exotic places!
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7
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I want the freedom to be myself!
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8
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I want to enforce the rule of law!
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9
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I want to spread the reach of civilization!
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10
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I want to spread anarchy!
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11
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I want to kill things!
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12
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I want to spread the word of my deity!
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13
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I need to pay off a terrible debt!
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14
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I am rebelling against my parents!
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15
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I seek vengeance!
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16
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I want spread charity!
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17
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I want to apply what my master taught me!
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18
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I was shanghaied while drunk!
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19
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I’m escaping my past!
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20
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I’m escaping the law!
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21
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I’m escaping my religion!
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22
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I want my deeds immortalized in song!
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23
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I seek actual immortality!
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24
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I seek to enter the service of a powerful patron!
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25
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I want to experience strange and exotic pleasures!
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26
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I’m the Chosen One!
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27
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I must stop the Chosen One!
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28
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I’m looking for material for my book!
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29
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I’m on a mission to fill in the missing parts of the map!
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30
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I am a Knight-Errant! Adventure is what we do!
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31
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I was defeated at the bridge I once guarded and seek to restore my honor!
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32
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I was the last survivor of a terrible battle and I fear being discovered.
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33
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I was a leper now made whole and I seek the one who healed me.
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34
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My parents were adventurers and I want to be like them!
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35
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My parents are adventurers who orphaned me, I want to give them a piece of my mind!
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36
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I was run out of my village for the Mark I carry!
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37
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A wizard turned my loved one into a newt and I seek to restore them!
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38
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I was a newt and a wizard turned me into a human, I am so confused!
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39
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I’m running away from newts and people who were newts!
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40
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The Glass Man who lives in my brain stem told me to!
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41
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I dug my way out of a shallow grave and I don’t know who I am!
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42
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I’ve come from the future to stop a terrible event!
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43
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I come from the past and all of these modern things scare me!
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44
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I was once a great Dark Lord but I’ve been stripped of all my power and I need to eat.
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45
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I was a big fish in a little pond, now I see I’m in an ocean with sharks.
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46
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I’m escaping a pre-arranged marriage!
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47
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I need to provide for my family the only way I know how!
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48
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I am under Geas to perform 99 heroic deeds!
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49
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I just really really hate goblins!
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50
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I’m seeking to break an Infernal Contract with Buer before I die!
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51
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I’m seeking a cure to a terrible disease!
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52
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I seek to be knighted!
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53
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I’m seeking the Truth!
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54
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I am compelled by a terrible hunger!
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55
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I am cursed to eternally wander!
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56
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I was sent out to sell my cow and got caught up in this madness!
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57
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I was just born from an alchemist’s lab and I don’t know any better!
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58
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I was kicked out by the high priest!
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59
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I only have 1d6 years left to live and a big bucket list to complete!
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60
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I’m a hopeless adrenaline junkie!
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61
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I’m looking for my lost sibling, parent, or loved one!
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62
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I’m on pilgrimage!
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63
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I want to summon a plague of 1. Rats 2. Snakes 3. Locusts 4. Crabs 5. Frogs 6. Bagpipers
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64
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I hate my home town!
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65
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I was just cosplaying and someone thought I was a real wizard!
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66
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I want to discover the magic of friendship!
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67
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I told a really bad joke at the pub, the pitchforks and torches came out quick!
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68
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I want to discover the perfect moment!
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69
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A professor handed me this small monster and told me to go find 149 more!
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70
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I am a fictional character acting out the whims of an unknowable puppeteer.
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71
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I’m seeking a cure to my baldness!
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72
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I was dropped here from another world and I seek a way home!
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73
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I have to get in my steps!
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74
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I traded my life savings for this map!
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75
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I’ve been tasked with 3 Impossible Quests!
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76
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I just wanna find out what makes me me, man!
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77
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I’m on a gap year before going to Wizard College!
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78
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I need to find a way to pay off my Wizard College loans!
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79
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I’m a deserter from the army!
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80
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DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!
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81
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I lost a bet!
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82
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I’m an aristocrat slumming it among the serfs!
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83
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I’m looking for love in all the wrong places!
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84
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I’m really lost! Like so lost, please help!
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85
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I’m a courier with an important message to deliver!
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86
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I escaped from 1. Prison 2. Asylum 3. A murderer’s basement 4. A zoo 5. An awkward party 6. A cult
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87
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I was “rescued” from a tower and I want to get back!
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88
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I heard it in the wind, I felt it in my bones, I started walking ten days ago and I’ve not stopped.
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89
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I’m promoting my brand!
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90
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I’m writing an encyclopedia!
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91
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I want to slay a dragon!
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92
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I want to marry a dragon!
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93
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I was going to be a virgin sacrifice!
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94
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I want to make use of my goblin language credits I took in Wizard College!
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95
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I’m an intern!
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96
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I’m old and I need to get into Valhalla somehow!
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97
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Bees?
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98
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I was bored!
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99
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I literally have no other choice.
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100
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Roll twice, shake well, and come up with something yourself
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All are amazing, but 65 is the best.
What about "I have a death wish the size of Jupiter!"?
Thanks! I'm admittedly amazed I didn't do that one. I guess somewhere deep down every adventurer has some kind of death wish. The closest I have here I guess is the old viking looking for Valhalla.
We need another 100.
I've got a draft started, feel free to throw suggestions at me!
I will, hopefully by the end of the week.
*wheezing with laughter*
😀